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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Pam's Inbox

Pam's Inbox


the way it was

Posted: 29 Aug 2009 08:37 AM PDT

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-Aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!

We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

No one was able to reach us all day. And we were OK.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computers, no Internet or chatrooms.......

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.

We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with sticks and tennis balls and although we were told it would happen, we did not poke out very many eyes.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!

These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem-solvers and inventors ever!

The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!

If YOU are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS!

You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave (and lucky) their parents were.

Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn't it?!

Friday, August 28, 2009

The Adventures of Pam & Frank

The Adventures of Pam & Frank


Come, follow our adventures

Posted: 27 Aug 2009 05:59 AM PDT

There's a doohickey on the sidebar.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

[The Adventures of Pam & Frank] Come, follow our adventures

There's a doohickey on the sidebar.

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Posted By Pam Hawk to The Adventures of Pam & Frank at 8/27/2009 05:59:00 AM

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Adventures of Pam & Frank

The Adventures of Pam & Frank


There's always a crazy one at social hour

Posted: 25 Aug 2009 08:21 AM PDT

Caesar (the little black dog on the left) and Big Yellow were greeting each other on the beach when all of a sudden Big Crazy Black Dog indicated that he would rather play than practice social niceties.









Sunday, August 23, 2009

Pam's Inbox

Pam's Inbox


Las Vegas Churches

Posted: 22 Aug 2009 03:11 PM PDT

I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!!!!
LAS VEGAS CHURCHES ACCEPT GAMBLING CHIPS!?!? THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS

Transylvania Epic

Posted: 22 Aug 2009 08:14 AM PDT

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.

Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.

A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!"

Bob brings his wife in.

An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist.. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more. The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music.. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.

He bursts in and shouts to his master:
"Master, Master! ..... The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"

(I am soooooo sorry...... But you really should've seen that coming)


What did you expect?
...it's from a demented friend...

Saturday, August 22, 2009

[PamHawk.com] New comment on Six steps to designing a Project Wonderful ad.

Dreary Mouse has left a new comment on your post "Six steps to designing a Project Wonderful ad":

Hey thanks for the tutorial! I am new to project wonderful and only just figuring it out. Trying to make an ad. Thanks for your help! :)
Moss Mountain
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Posted by Dreary Mouse to PamHawk.com at August 22, 2009 7:38 AM

Friday, August 21, 2009

The Adventures of Pam & Frank

The Adventures of Pam & Frank


Are you jealous?

Posted: 20 Aug 2009 10:30 AM PDT

This drummer loves his job. I mean he LOVES what he does.
Click it to see him in action.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

[The Adventures of Pam & Frank] Are you jealous?

This drummer loves his job. I mean he LOVES what he does.
Click it to see him in action.



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Posted By Pam Hawk to The Adventures of Pam & Frank at 8/20/2009 10:30:00 AM

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Adventures of Pam & Frank

The Adventures of Pam & Frank


Is the sale fun? Or are they selling fun?

Posted: 18 Aug 2009 11:57 AM PDT

Is the sale fun? Or are they selling fun?

Gosh, how irresistable. We'd better turn left and check it out!






Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Adventures of Pam & Frank

The Adventures of Pam & Frank


The 17th

Posted: 17 Aug 2009 09:49 PM PDT

If you're paying very very close attention, you'll have noticed that the thing we talked about for the 17th (that's today) didn't happen.

With the new job and all, I'm pooped.

Besides August 17th is on a Monday and I just never feel like doing anything on a Monday.
Blah.

We're going to start up our thing on the 17th next month. Stay tuned for more info on joining us at Oktoberfest in September in Mt. Angel (September 17 is their first day!)




Sunday, August 16, 2009

Pam's Inbox

Pam's Inbox


So what have we learned?

Posted: 15 Aug 2009 09:24 AM PDT

So what have we learned in 2,063 years ?

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
- Marcus Tullius Cicero- 55 BC

Evidently nothing...

The Adventures of Pam & Frank

The Adventures of Pam & Frank


No saturday market for us today

Posted: 15 Aug 2009 05:36 AM PDT

Don't want to share my cold with y'all...

Friday, August 14, 2009

The Adventures of Pam & Frank

The Adventures of Pam & Frank


Dizzy Dish

Posted: 13 Aug 2009 08:04 AM PDT


The Dizzy Dish, originally uploaded by passitonplates.

A couple years ago I went to one of those "Paint Your Own Pottery" shops. They had a ladies' night where for just $10 you could have dinner - girl food, of course (shrimp caesar salads) - lots of champagne, and chocolate cake, and they let you paint and giggle and dish until close.

I figured that if I was drinking and painting, there's no point trying to get my lines straight. What I ended up making has been one of my favorite dishes, ever: my Dizzy Dish.


The Dizzy Dish, originally uploaded by passitonplates.
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